at least when you are hanging out with yourself, you get to pick the music
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once i was having a sleepover and it was like three in the morning and my friend just says ‘what if there was a store just for food?’
then three minutes later she blurted out ‘grocery store’
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Sex is so weird like hey I love you let me stick my hard extra limb into your tiny hole and then slam it into you repeatedly because I love you
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so… does someone want to point me in the direction where i can find a cowboy that would treat me right..?
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i wanna watch a scary movie with you and we get so scared we accidentally end up having sex somehow
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You sit there, stare at the screen debating whether or not you should reply. You know you shouldn’t because well they walked out of your life so you wouldn’t want anything to to with them. But you can’t help but be curious on why they sent you a text in the first place or what is it that they want. So you don’t know what to do. Should you reply or just ignore it?
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In late December of 2003, security cameras at Hampton Court Palace, a huge tudor castle near London, captured a startling image. Security guards were unsettled to repeatedly find a fire door open when no one was apparently around. Upon checking the security tape, they were shocked by a ghostly figure, closely resembling King Henry VIII (who died in the 1500s).
Vikki Wood, a spokesperson for the Palace, said “We’re baffled too—it’s not a joke, we haven’t manufactured it. We genuinely do not know who it is or what it is.” They aren’t a ppc company, or even a company looking to gain from this oddity; they are just as baffled like most people who look at this footage.
A security officer, James Faukes, called the incident “unnerving,” and said they’d ruled out their costumed guides. “In fact, they don’t even own a costume like the one worn by the figure on the video. It was incredibly spooky because the face just didn t look human,” Faukes said.
I googled and yep this is legit: BBC article CNN article